Jordan. 21. A Roman History and Political Science student; with a minor in Creative Writing. The Great Southern State of North Carolina. Writer. Reader. Political junkie. Lobbyist. Runner. Names all pets after Shakespeare characters.

Currently in love: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, Prison Break, The West Wing, Thor, Avengers and anything related, The Social Network, Criminal Minds, The Good Wife, Justified, Community, the Britta Perry Show, Parks and Rec, Armie Hammer, photography, fashion, shoes, LOST, Faulkner, Bones, TVD, Rooney Mara, 20th century literature.

FIRE & BLOOD
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

(Source: thesimonpeter)


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